
- it gets even better - my wife has an auto loan with them and when you call them, the first thing they say is "How can I make your day a fifth third better?" 🤣🤣

he was spinning a butterfly knife is it a real blade pewds?

edit: nvm i found him at

that poor cutlass 😢

that genuinely pisses me off when people wash their entire car at a busy gas station, like BRUH this is for gas not washing your car the cleaner is for wind shield glass that all LMAO

LMAO I can imagine this scenario so easily

"Welcome to my condom"

re-watching this while eating a Twizzler 😆

Hey at least candy corn actually tastes like it has sugar in it, instead of just chewy cherry plastic.

candycorn is good and twislers are my favorite candy

The fact that minge in the uk is a slang word for vagina made onwards so much funnier 😭😭😭😭

I hate sour patch kids but I've never met someone else who does 😟

*Mark *

What car did Ken have?! A sports car (all that dumb stuff from Europe) and a Muscle car is different. Ken, tell me... I need to know.

never met an American that likes twizzlers they either eat them if they have them or hate them with a passion

I have the same little table that he has next to him. Don't use it, but I have it.

Why do his roommates look like Matt and Ryan from supermega lmao

my mom has the same bird figurine. It’s actually a music box. Idk what to do with this information now

@ he drinks from the bottom, you know he's just acting cheap now XD

holy fuck, I just got shivers

i did the math and for him to actually save 40 dollars removing a fridge light is ridiculous:refrigerator light bulbs consume around 25 to 40 watts of energy, so let's say 40 watts to make it more expensivethe price for electricity in the US is around 10.66 U.S. cents per kilowatt hour, so let's say 11 cents per kilowatt hour to make it more expensiveto save 40 dollars worth of electricity he has to burn 363.6 kilowatt hours of electricity (40$ : 0.11$/kWh = 363.6... kWh)363.6 kilowatt hours is equal to 1 309 090 909 Joules (1.309 billion joules) (363.6 kWh * 3 600 000 = 1 309 090 909 J)for a 40 watt light to burn through that much it has to be on for 32 727 272 seconds (1 309 090 909 J : 40 W = 32 727 272 s)thats 378,8 days... that's longer than a year, and that's with making things seem expensive, if you get more efficient bulbs and buy electricity cheap this number would be waayyyy higher

SIR SIR I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT U ARE LIVING THE DREAM(T_T)

"I'm washing me and my clothes" literally the mentality of a drunk person

that reminds me of that vine"im washing me and my clothes"

just want to point out the fact he says "at the end of the week when I'm ready to flush i will use the excess bathwater" and flushing once a week suddenly makes that poop ring in the toilet very understandable

also him: tHiS gIrLs kInDa hOt

Bro I got possessed by that “right”

you share an order of 4 nuggies :)

Let's all just appreciate the spark of pure joy in his eyes as he talks about purchasing something for cheap.

The super excited face he makes at makes me so angry for some reason 😂 like this poor girl is just trying to have a nice time on a date and he's just ruining it by pressuring her to get a kid's meal to share with him so he doesn't have to spend money on her 😭

*"It's 2021 equality, let's cmon"*-A wise man

This reminded me that my brothers best friend did this to him. They have been friends for over 10 years and everytime they went out my brother always paid and his friend said that she'd pay him back later...For 10+ years she lied and never paid him back and it ended their friendship

,chinese here, fun fact, that is pretty much a competitive sport in china,if you are dating online or find someone whos kinda risky, you never know if shes gonna tag her 10 friends along when u go on a date+ guy paying is pretty much the norm here, so, ur just getting scammed straight up,

yes. Plenty do. I’ve met them

- Went on this date with a girl, ended up doing her plan, went to the movie she wanted to see, I paid for dinner and the movie. about 40$ all around, not that bad, we agree to a second date, all good. two days later she's with this other guy and ghosts me 💀

I love how her smile just vanishes instantly

my god ken sounds like a witch 😂

i actually started dry heaving, sister didn't flush once and in over the weekend it was vomit inducing to open the door.

It looked like she was saying all of that with a gunpoint to her head LOL

LMAOOO THAT LAUGH FROM KEN HAS ME DEAD AS HELL!!! 😂😂

He forgot to get the to-go cup!

Him: if someone doesnt like you for who you are you shouldnt be with them

pewdiepie was gonna mention pooping in the shower but stopped himself. Haha.

yall get one of those hose thingies that like, wash ur ass.....

im fucking wheezing, he dropped his knife
