
I legit started singing that song before even opening this tab up.Something something minds think alike, I guess.

Technically, a turtle's shell _is_ its house, so I guess the prophecy was right!

that was some final destination shi* right there

maybe the house which was predicted was actually the turtles house, his shell 🤭

the myth was that something would fall on his head and kill him, so he thought he'd be safe if he stayed outside, since there wouldn't be any objects in the sky that could fall on him, but I guess he was wrong

He got killed by a turtle that uses it’s shell for shelter and protection like a house so the prophecy was fulfilled.

Just think about It, a turtle is a house

A TURTLE’S SHELL IS HIS HOUSE SO THE PROPHECY WAS FULFILLED

Technically, yes, he died from a turtle’s house.

@ "...or a house will crumble upon ya" me realising the tortoise's house is actually its shell, and then we all know what happened 😳✋🏼

If you think about it, the shell is the turtle's house. So he died when a *house* fell on him. The prophecy was true.

missed opportunity to put the blue turtle shell the fucks you up if you are in first place

they failed to mention that it was another creature's house that crumbled upon him.

just realized a house did kill him the turtle shell is a house for the turtle

"I love these images, they make me happy"Well.

Dude, the prophecy of a house crumbling on him actually happened. The turtle lives in it’s shell :0

Well, its common to say that the shell of the turtle is his house, so the profecy its correct.

and also remember turtle shell is a house

Now On To THE MIDDLE AGE- *SKIPS TO RENAISSANCE*

remember the "dance till you're dead" meme? maybe it was actually kind of a threat

Edit: TIK TOK IS GOING TO INDUCE THE NEXT DANCE PLAGUE.

I was looking for this comment lmao

She’s clearly not dancing 💀

"dance till your dead" (you know the meme)

dance till your dead The doggo meme is back

there has been laughing epidemics for the same reason more recently.

now dance Till ur dead makes sense

Sam O’nella did a video on mass hysteria and this was one of the examples. Pretty wack

"He could literally climb out" He's chained bro

legends say he found the real Killing Joke

bruh his beard is literally the size of me.

How much you wanna bet the *real* story is that he was yelling at somebody over the late fish, and that person got pissed and stabbed him. Then, when they found his body, dude was like "Uhhhh, I have no idea! Maybeeeeee, he....killed himself?"

We french people really care about food but this guy XD

wait how did someone knew that the reason he died was because of his delivery of fish was late?

I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

As a girl who was born and raised in Quebec, this made me die 🤧

as a french this made my day ! this accent is brilliant *o*

this was from ultimate sacrifice
![“Bhai Mati Das, Bhai Sati Das and Bhai Dayala are revered as early Sikh martyrs. By order of the Mughal emperor Aurangzeb, Bhai Mati Das was executed by being bound between two pillars and sawn in half,[96] while his younger brother Bhai Sati Das was wrapped in cotton wool soaked in oil and set on fire[97] and Bhai Dayala was boiled in a cauldron full of water and roasted over a block of charcoal.[98]” - Rating The Dumbest Deaths in History #2](https://img.youtube.com/vi/gBBB3nyakRA/mqdefault.jpg)
“Bhai Mati Das, Bhai Sati Das and Bhai Dayala are revered as early Sikh martyrs. By order of the Mughal emperor Aurangzeb, Bhai Mati Das was executed by being bound between two pillars and sawn in half,[96] while his younger brother Bhai Sati Das was wrapped in cotton wool soaked in oil and set on fire[97] and Bhai Dayala was boiled in a cauldron full of water and roasted over a block of charcoal.[98]”

They did not die dumb they Sacrificed their life For Kashmiri pandits along with Guru Tegh Badur ji. Bruhh Respect.

I thought that joke wasn't funny but then I also thought about what would people 100 years from now think about people laughing at 'amogus' and 'i forgor'

Pewds entire vibe changed at

Clement vallandigham you absolute mad lad you make me proud to be a lawyer

The lawyer who shot himself at apparently won the case for his client. I think it was featured in a LegalEagle video.

the even funnier part is he won the case 🤣

The lawyer actually ended up winning and the court tried the defendant not guilty.

I heard about this. There was a similar case where a man had a loaded and an unloaded gun. He took the loaded one to the case accidentally. His client won the case. He was American so guns were legal.

I'm from Slovakia and one of our biggest historical persons died because when he was hunting he jumped over a river tripped over shotting himself into his leg somehow and later died because of infection because he didn't want one of his legs to be shorter so he didn't allow doctor to properly get his leg back up together

I hope he won the case 😂

lol ive heard of that and the horse's name was sweet kiss, they re-named the horse sweet kiss of death and it was also the mans first ever race...

You could say the horse carried him to the win....................................

Frank hayse: LESSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO I died but I still won the race I can't believe people are that bad at racing lol

F. Hayes father: "Are you winning son?"

that horse is the g.o.a.t off all horses the mvp the legend also why dont they mention the horses name

Sometimes I sleep with a knife...never again

when someone tells you they want to die in their sleep

Man took doing stuff in his dream to a whole new levelInstead of pissing himself in his dream he slit his throat

so you’re telling me fire force was/is real?!

when i was 16 i got this problem i was going drugs and drinking and i felt verry hot and my hands started smoking(a little not much) but stoped after 1 minute ,i never drinked or done drogs from that day

"Causes of death are many and varied. Old age, illness, suicide. But there is one death many fear above all others."

that's some fire force shit.

turns out this happened a lot then. Bc ppl smoked in the house. It’s rlly not that it’s just people catching themselves on fire from their cigarettes Bc they used to make the couches and shit back then out of some SUPER flammable shit as well. Ur body also has fat which will act as a candle alm and keep burning. Still terrorizing but at least we know we can’t just light on fire from the inside. 😂

She was a vampire. Easy conclusion

That sentence alone 💀

i literally sneezed and then happened

wtf is Henry Cavill doing in this list I didn't know superman could die
